{"id":2643,"date":"2014-06-27T10:29:32","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T10:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joe.goodmorningplanet.com\/?p=2643"},"modified":"2018-01-03T14:17:02","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T14:17:02","slug":"cest-ca-chine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joelemoskito.com\/2014\/06\/cest-ca-chine.html","title":{"rendered":"C’est \u00e7a la Chine !"},"content":{"rendered":"

J’ouvre la boite et tous les carnets de voyage sont l\u00e0. Je ressors ceux de la Chine, et entame une petite plong\u00e9e dans le pass\u00e9. Entre \u00e9clats de rire et souvenirs oubli\u00e9s, je me retrouve l\u00e0-bas en quelques secondes. Et surtout, je tombe sur une petite p\u00e9pite… je n’ai pas pu r\u00e9sister, je la partage parce que \u00e7a me rappelle tant de choses, parce que \u00e7a me fait rire, parce que \u00e7a en fera s\u00fbrement rire d’autres que moi…<\/p>\n

Allez, sans plus attendre, viens d\u00e9couvrir le remix de \u00ab\u00a0c’est \u00e7a la France<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb de Marc Lavoine (et oui, \u00e7a c’est de la culture musicale !) :<\/p>\n

C\u2019est \u00e7a la Chine\u00a0!<\/b><\/h1>\n

\u00c7a Empire au Milieu,<\/p>\n

Pas tr\u00e8s loin du soleil<\/p>\n

\u00c7a rit jaune mais \u00e7a \u00e9toile rouge\u2026<\/p>\n

C\u2019est \u00e7a la Chine\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00c7a a du caract\u00e8re et \u00e7a n\u2019aime pas les lettres<\/p>\n

\u00c7a va \u00e0 100 \u00e0 l\u2019heure, jamais rien ne s\u2019arr\u00eate<\/p>\n

Ca fume dans les trains, entre les wagons<\/p>\n

Ca croise des pros du kung-fu, mais o\u00f9 sont les dragons\u00a0?<\/p>\n

Ca a une vieille \u00e9cole et une jeunesse branch\u00e9e<\/p>\n

Ca lampionne dans les rues, \u00e7a ping-pong le jeudi<\/p>\n

Ca chante au KTV sur des clips d\u00e9cal\u00e9s<\/p>\n

\u00c7a joue au bowling toute la nuit<\/p>\n

\u00c7a machine \u00e0 laver dans le lavabo<\/p>\n

\u00c7a canap\u2019 s\u00e9v\u00e8re le soir avec une Tsingtao<\/p>\n

\u00c7a xialala dans le bus, comment on descend\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u00c7a lance des \u00ab\u00a0hello\u00a0\u00bb et \u00e7a repart en souriant<\/p>\n

Ca fume du cancer en bo\u00eete \u00e0 la photocopie<\/p>\n

\u00c7a pratique son fran\u00e7ais dans les bars de nuit<\/p>\n

\u00c7a chante L\u00e2\u00e2m et Aubert en robe de soir\u00e9e<\/p>\n

\u00c7a fait du surf gazon en automne dans les pr\u00e9s<\/p>\n

\u00c7a DVD moins cher qu\u2019un verre dans un caf\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u00c7a joue au mime au Coin du Fran\u00e7ais<\/p>\n

\u00c7a a peur de parler, mais \u00e7a ose chanter<\/p>\n

Ca sonne pas pareil mais wo ai ni ye\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00c7a Mao de partout l\u2019Histoire n\u2019est pas pass\u00e9e<\/p>\n

\u00c7a se divise en province, et m\u00eame pour le Tibet<\/p>\n

\u00c7a pr\u00e9pare 2008 dans la f\u00e9brilit\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u00c7a flique pas mal mais \u00e7a laisse rouler<\/p>\n

\u00c7a se r\u00e9veillera et le monde tremblera<\/p>\n

\u00c7a r\u00e9pressionne beaucoup mais \u00e7a ne manifeste pas<\/p>\n

\u00c7a Zhong guo da et \u00e7a Re ben xiao<\/p>\n

\u00c7a censure la presse d\u00e8s qu\u2019il ne fait pas beau<\/p>\n

\u00c7a prot\u00e8ge sa face et \u00e7a garde son argent<\/p>\n

\u00c7a aime les traditions mais aussi l\u2019Occident<\/p>\n

\u00c7a m\u00e8ne \u00e0 la baguette, politique et riz<\/p>\n

\u00c7a scorpions grill\u00e9s et cacahu\u00e8tes le midi.<\/p>\n

\u00c7a Shanghai, \u00e7a Beijing et \u00e7a Xi\u2019An parfois<\/p>\n

\u00c7a gravit la Muraille et \u00e7a parcourt la soie<\/p>\n

\u00c7a interdit les cit\u00e9s et \u00e7a enterre les arm\u00e9es<\/p>\n

\u00c7a surprend mais \u00e7a fait aussi r\u00eaver\u2026<\/p>\n

\"grande<\/a>\"nanjing<\/a>\"xi'an<\/a>\"shanghai<\/a>\"cit\u00e9<\/a>\"dans<\/a>\"shazikou\"\/<\/a>\"1<\/a>\"1<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J’ouvre la boite et tous les carnets de voyage sont l\u00e0. Je ressors ceux de la Chine, et entame une petite plong\u00e9e dans le pass\u00e9. Entre \u00e9clats de rire et souvenirs oubli\u00e9s, je me retrouve l\u00e0-bas en quelques secondes. Et surtout, je tombe sur une petite p\u00e9pite… je n’ai pas pu r\u00e9sister, je la partage […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2679,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,10,34,11,2],"tags":[191,208,226,619,687,817,1000],"yoast_head":"\nC'est \u00e7a la Chine !<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Petite perle sortie tout droit des carnets de voyage de Chine... un grand moment de rigolade, de souvenirs et d'\u00e9motions !\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/joelemoskito.com\/2014\/06\/cest-ca-chine.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"C'est \u00e7a la Chine !\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Petite 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