{"id":8016,"date":"2016-04-12T12:38:13","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T12:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joelemoskito.com\/?p=8016"},"modified":"2016-04-12T12:38:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-12T12:38:13","slug":"la-croisiere-samuse-et-sassume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joelemoskito.com\/2016\/04\/la-croisiere-samuse-et-sassume.html","title":{"rendered":"La croisi\u00e8re s’amuse et s’assume"},"content":{"rendered":"

7 jours de croisi\u00e8re, un voyage\u00a0en Mer Adriatique.<\/h1>\n
\"coucher<\/a>\"bateau<\/a><\/div>\n

Oui, on a fait une croisi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Oui, sur un gros bateau.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a pay\u00e9 notre voyage.<\/p>\n

Oui, sur un bateau en mode \u00ab\u00a0Club Med\u00a0\u00bb, soir\u00e9e super Bingo et cours de pilate.<\/p>\n

Oui, les gens sont en robe de soir\u00e9e pour aller manger.<\/p>\n

Oui, on y est all\u00e9s en jean.<\/p>\n

Oui, la d\u00e9coration du bateau \u00e9tait inimaginablement kitsch.<\/p>\n

Oui, il y avait des machines \u00e0 sous, une boite de nuit, une piscine, un toboggan, plusieurs restaurants, des ascenseurs.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a fait un entrainement s\u00e9curit\u00e9 avec gilet de sauvetage et alarme.<\/p>\n

Oui, on s’est r\u00e9veill\u00e9s avec la mer sous les yeux depuis le lit.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a d\u00e9barqu\u00e9 une fois en chaloupe et non directement \u00e0 quai.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a laiss\u00e9 notre regard se perdre dans l’\u00e9cume.<\/p>\n

Oui, \u00e7a a tangu\u00e9 une ou deux fois.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a failli se perdre dans les couloirs sans fin.<\/p>\n

Non, ce n’\u00e9tait pas si horrible.<\/p>\n

Oui, c’\u00e9tait m\u00eame plut\u00f4t marrant.<\/p>\n

Non, on n’a pas fait les cours de gym.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a profit\u00e9 du balcon de notre cabine, vue sur mer jusqu’\u00e0 l’horizon.<\/p>\n

Oui, on est heureux de l’avoir fait une fois.<\/p>\n

Non, on ne le refera s\u00fbrement pas.<\/p>\n

Oui, on a mis pied \u00e0 terre \u00e0 chaque escale.<\/p>\n

Italie, Gr\u00e8ce, Croatie, Mont\u00e9n\u00e9gro.<\/p>\n

Et vogue, vogue.<\/p>\n

\"bateau<\/a>\"int\u00e9rieur<\/a>\"cabine<\/a>\"vue<\/a>\"int\u00e9rieur<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

7 jours de croisi\u00e8re, un voyage\u00a0en Mer Adriatique. Oui, on a fait une croisi\u00e8re. Oui, sur un gros bateau. Oui, on a pay\u00e9 notre voyage. Oui, sur un bateau en mode \u00ab\u00a0Club Med\u00a0\u00bb, soir\u00e9e super Bingo et cours de pilate. Oui, les gens sont en robe de soir\u00e9e pour aller manger. Oui, on y est […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8018,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[1080,135,267,1078,332,394,452,1079,980],"yoast_head":"\nLa croisi\u00e8re s'amuse et s'assume<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Oui on a fait une croisi\u00e8re sur un gros bateau & on ne regrette pas ! 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